Go ahead play dog treat JENGA on my face. I’m just gonna chill and look noble as f*ck.
Good dog :)
Ron Swanson: Your mother cooked a breakfast without hog?
Ice Cube: Yeah, it was a good day.
Ron Swanson: I’m sorry son, but a breakfast without hog is tragic day. Now let’s go throw dice.
Mama cooked the breakfast wit’ no hog
The Nestle Crunch Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookie Hybrid Candy Bar is Real
Where do I get this?!
SOPA and PIPA Anti-Piracy Bill Votes Delayed in House and Senate
Ron Fucking Swanson - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Ron fkng Swanson. Awesome.
Congrats and shit.
Welcome to New Jersey and shit.